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Funny Social Evolution Graphic

Matthew Loop — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 19:14:55 +0000

I thought this social evolution graphic was rather fitting, and funny. I saw it posted on Google+ by Tom Anderson (creator of Myspace) of all people.

What do you think?

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Matthew Loop — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 19:19:45 +0000

Here’s a funny 4th of July story that happened to me in 2004. It was during my last semester of graduate school in St. Louis. Involves fireworks and the police… go figure! Click the play button below to listen-in.

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Matthew Loop — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 20:33:35 +0000

Is Facebook’s founder, Mark Zuckerberg, actually an undercover CIA agent? Are we witnessing one of the biggest “online surveillance” cover-ups in history? You be the judge. Click the play button below for the shocking details.

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8 Funny Medical Jokes

Matthew Loop — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 15:56:18 +0000

Hey…. guess what time it is? Yes, it’s time to relax and not take yourself too seriously! Here are some pretty funny medical jokes you’re going to like. Feel free to share them with friends and colleagues, as everyone deserves a good laugh.

Q: How is a hospital gown like insurance?

A: You’re never covered as much as you think you are.

Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient…

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Nurse: No change yet.

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?

A: It’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any

A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.”

A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE: “Doctor, I have an ear ache.”
2000 B.C. – “Here, eat this root.”
1000 B.C. – “That root is heathen, say this prayer.”
1850 A.D. – “That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.”
1940 A.D. – “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.”
1985 A.D. – “That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.”
2000 A.D. – “That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!”

Doctor please help me, my husband thinks he’s a satellite dish. Don’t worry Mrs Jones, I can cure him. The woman says, I don’t want him cured Doc, I just want you to adjust him so I can get HBO.

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? Hip-Pop!

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Matthew Loop — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 20:17:00 +0000

No… seriously!

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Matthew Loop — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 15:37:54 +0000

I actually had the chance to see possibly the greatest pitchman alive, Joel Bauer, at StomperNet Live a couple weeks ago. I’m not going to go into specifics about his presentation on influence, persuasion and how to get customers to buy from you. Reason being, I don’t think I can really do it justice because you really have to be in the room for the experience. I will say, whether you love him or hate him, he’s an absolute MASTER at getting / holding attention and psychology.

As a professional speaker myself, I can totally appreciate when an presenter delivers the goods and provides so much value like Joel does. On another note, to watch him effectively close the crowd at the end (and tell you exactly what he was doing step-by-step) was incredible and an art-form. I chatted with him at dinner later that evening for a few minutes. He’s a very friendly guy driven to help others succeed, which I totally admire and respect.

Here is a video below that is so funny, yet so true in many regards concerning business cards. Joel has a very unique way of explaining it. After you watch this, think about what your business card is subconsciously telling your potential new patient or customer about you. I’m anxious to hear your thoughts so make sure to leave a comment on this blog post

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Matthew Loop — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:43:24 +0000

This Halloween prank video will give you a laugh, for sure. Let me know what you think

- Matt