Hey…. guess what time it is? Yes, it’s time to relax and not take yourself too seriously! Here are some pretty funny medical jokes you’re going to like. Feel free to share them with friends and colleagues, as everyone deserves a good laugh.<\/p>\n
Q:<\/em><\/span> How is a hospital gown like insurance?<\/p>\n A:<\/span><\/em> You’re never covered as much as you think you are.<\/p>\n Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Doctor:<\/em><\/span> Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?<\/p>\n Nurse:<\/span><\/em> No change yet.<\/p>\n Q:<\/em><\/span> Why is air a lot like sex?<\/p>\n A:<\/span><\/em> It’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any<\/p><\/blockquote>\n A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.”<\/p>\n A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE: “Doctor, I have an ear ache.” Doctor please help me, my husband thinks he’s a satellite dish. Don’t worry Mrs Jones, I can cure him. The woman says, I don’t want him cured Doc, I just want you to adjust him so I can get HBO.<\/p>\n What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? Hip-Pop!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Hopefully, these jokes brightened your day and put an extra smile on your face. Did you like this post? Click the Facebook \u201clike\u201d button below and share it with your friends!<\/p>\n Related Blog Posts<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n Funny Halloween Pranks<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n Is your Chiropractic Business Card CRAP?<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n
\n2000 B.C. – “Here, eat this root.”
\n1000 B.C. – “That root is heathen, say this prayer.”
\n1850 A.D. – “That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.”
\n1940 A.D. – “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.”
\n1985 A.D. – “That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.”
\n2000 A.D. – “That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n