8 Funny Medical Jokes « The Blog of Matthew Loop

8 Funny Medical Jokes

Hey…. guess what time it is? Yes, it’s time to relax and not take yourself too seriously! Here are some pretty funny medical jokes you’re going to like. Feel free to share them with friends and colleagues, as everyone deserves a good laugh.

Q: How is a hospital gown like insurance?

A: You’re never covered as much as you think you are.

Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient…

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Nurse: No change yet.

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?

A: It’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any

A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.”

A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE: “Doctor, I have an ear ache.”
2000 B.C. – “Here, eat this root.”
1000 B.C. – “That root is heathen, say this prayer.”
1850 A.D. – “That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.”
1940 A.D. – “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.”
1985 A.D. – “That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.”
2000 A.D. – “That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!”

Doctor please help me, my husband thinks he’s a satellite dish. Don’t worry Mrs Jones, I can cure him. The woman says, I don’t want him cured Doc, I just want you to adjust him so I can get HBO.

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? Hip-Pop!

Hopefully, these jokes brightened your day and put an extra smile on your face. Did you like this post? Click the Facebook “like” button below and share it with your friends!

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8 Responses to “8 Funny Medical Jokes”

  1. I love the history of medicine, how true is that LOL!

  2. The history of medicine list is the best. Funny but pretty true haha.

    Dr. Aaron Gaily, D.C.

  3. The jokes are hilarious! Thank you for posting them 🙂

  4. Matthew Loop says:

    Glad you guys enjoyed them 😉

  5. Michael Beck says:

    Thanks for a laugh. Laughter is the best medicine? Wait, maybe we should say laughter is the best natural remedy!

  6. AbnerJack says:

    Good jokes. Thanks for a laugh.

  7. The insurance coverage issue sure is true!
    Gowns keep getting smaller, just like the packages of food at the grocery store. Inflation is taking its toll on all aspects of our lives….Thanks for a laugh, Matt. 🙂

  8. Delmer says:

    omg that’s funny! awesome

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